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May 8th, 2014

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* You've Got (extra) Mail
* Don't get too excited...
* ... It's a Eurovision Special
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       >> Save the Wurst til last <<
       Hello Europe, it's Conchita time!

    Hello! We've made a free 60-page
    guide to the Eurovision Song
    Contest, just in time for
    tonight's first semi final.

    * If you have an iPad you can
    download it for free here:
http://bit.ly/1bexc8Y

    * If you want to see it on
    any other device - including
    your computer - you can
    download a free pdf here.
http://bit.ly/1nlgWMj

    * In it:
    - A profile of each song
    - The best of the ones that
    didn't make it
    - Stats, facts and figures
    - The politics of Eurovision
    - The lovely Molly Smitten-
    Downes (the UK's best entry
    for years)
    - And more!

    If you're not interested in
    Eurovision, have a lovely day
    and enjoy the links and jokes.



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The Detective Chief Inspector in the
Max Clifford case, for Operation Yewtree?
... Michael Orchard!
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        >> Music Treats <<
        No Eurovision here!

    OK, so this song contest might not
    float your boat. So here's five other
    tracks you might enjoy:

    1. Michael Jackson
    Sounding like it's 1983 again:
http://bit.ly/1mywvz2

    2. Usher
    A bit good, bit annoying, not sure:
http://bit.ly/1uuMzr1

    3. Melanie Di Blasio
    Belgian, jazz, smooth:
http://bit.ly/1qamrC3

    4. Duck Sauce
    Hudson Mohawke remix beats original:
http://bit.ly/1fPGaCU

    5. Disco Mystery
    Mystery artist, huge bidding war:
http://bit.ly/1rYLDqU


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AH writes: "Cocaine doesn't make you crap
yourself. The favourite agent to "stretch"
cocaine is Mannite. Italian baby laxative!
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        >> Written in the stars? <<
        All roads lead to East Midlands

    The current champions of all of
    these have come from Leicester:

    a) The Football Championship
    b) The Great British Bake Off
    c) The Great British Sewing Bee
    d) World Snooker Championships
    e) X Factor
    f) Premiership Rugby

    UK's Eurovision entry Molly
    Smitten-Downes is from... Leicester!


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Ukrainian politicians have complained
that Austria have entered a drag act. In
2007, Ukraine came second in Eurovision
thanks to... drag act Verka Serduchka!
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        >> Hmms Xtra <<
        Tuesday Linkage

    A real Valley of the Dolls:
http://bit.ly/1fM76Di

    Treat your snails with kindness:
http://bit.ly/1lUAjMt

    Do you want to touch Avril Lavigne?
http://bit.ly/1lUAibz

    The animal with Conchita Wurst
    on the Eurovision magazine cover
    is a Tarsier. Despite what they
    say on this video, he's not
    really a proper monkey:
http://bit.ly/1fPAdpr



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Old Jokes Home:
Q: What's the difference between
Kate Moss and Max Clifford?
A: Kate Moss is on the cover of Vogue.
Max Clifford is doing Time.



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