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* Scope or grope, Mr Keitel?
* The Slappertons are back!
* Charts: Mr Probz is no 1
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>> Nice reception <<
Doing it for the digs
The producer of a big British daytime
talk show surveyed a group of guests
about why they had chosen to go on
telly to talk about their personal
problems. What do you think the most
common answer was?
To give their issues a wide, public
platform? To generate debate or help
others in the same position? To get
the sort of expert advice that only
TV money can buy? Erm, no. The most
popular answer given was: "To stay
in a nice hotel"
Which becomes even more poignant
when you learn that the producer
revealed the 'nice hotel' they
book guests into is a Travelodge.
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When given the 'scope or grope?' option
at US airport security earlier this week,
Harvey Keitel opted for the grope.
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>> PR 101 <<
The young and the dumb
You're a teenage film-maker who
has made a violent movie where
loads of people get murdered.
How can you get some press coverage
for it? Well, calling it Hunger Ford
might bring it some red-top
attention...
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Marco Pierre White was having lunch with
a friend last week in Randall and Aubin -
they played spoof for who settled the
bill. Marco won.
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>> Big Questions <<
Who's asking what this week
Which Premier League title-chasing
football star has sold his credit
facility with an elite betting firm
to a "whale"? The professional
gambler has been so successful
that he can't get his biggest
bets placed, so has got the star
to front it for him (in return
for a nice fee, naturally...)
Let's see him try to defend that
one if the bookies find out.
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Coke own the domains ahh.com, ahhh.com and
every one after that up to, and including,
'a' followed by sixty-two 'h's.
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>> All Spice <<
The beef that just won't die
GR writes:
"Caught All Saints' comeback
performance at G-A-Y. It was a
great show. However, as soon
as they exited the stage, the
organisers played, with the
volume cranked right up, the
song Who Do You Think You Are?
by the Spice Girls.
"Cruel, very cruel!"
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>> Footing the bill <<
Can Glen Johnson save Pompey?
It's not only Liverpool who may get
a good payout from their sponsors
if they top the Premiership, as we
reported last week. When Portsmouth
sold Glen Johnson to Liverpool it
was in written in his contract that
if Liverpool win the Premiership
with Glen playing for them, Pompey
would get another million pounds.
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Popular on the Game of Thrones set:
Nikolaj Coster Waldu (Jamie Lannister)
Not popular on the Game of Thrones set:
Natalie Dormer (Margaery Tyrell),
"she's a right bitch."
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>> Chicken cottage <<
Fowl behaviour in London saunas
bad_horsey writes:
"Canny visitors to saunas in public
baths have frequently smuggled in
bags of ice to wrap around the
thermostat and thus raise the
temperature to proper Scandinavian
levels. This was recently brought
to the attention of the staff at
a leisure centre in Lewisham. When
they investigated however, they
found two men doing something a
little bit unexpected.
"Namely, cooking chicken breasts
on the sauna's heater."
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>> Hmms <<
Cats, beezin, Skrillex
Have internet cats had their day?
http://kck.st/1lI4Xqs
Forget sniffing glue and smoking
banana skins. The kids are all
beezin' nowadays:
http://elitedai.ly/1jSO9vR
Ever wondered what would happen
if a PR guru was convicted and
decided to go kamikaze?
http://bit.ly/1ihMOSi
While we await the Clifford
jury's decision:
http://bit.ly/1iPDG6g
All the drops on Skrillex's
new album, charted for your
convenience:
http://bit.ly/1nIg8AJ
Lights! Camera! Tax Shun!
How film-based tax dodges
actually work:
http://bit.ly/1fa3U43
Why did the last Muppets movie
get such mixed reviews?
http://bit.ly/1gT68Qz
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2nd London Labour Film Festival at Odeon
Covent Garden 28 Apr-2 May. Win 2 x pairs
festival passes/T-shirts by answering
this simple question: "Kinky Boots actor
Chiwetel Ejiofor also stars in which film
that won this year's Best Film Oscar?"
Email info@londonlabourfilmfest.com by
midnight Fri 26 April. Films/info/tickets:
http://londonlabourfilmfest.com/
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Old Jokes Home:
David Moyes is in talks to take up
a role at UKIP. They're looking for
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Still Bored:
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